Why Happy Sex?

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Hello readers of our blog. Well, my blog. Well, this blog.

But “our” just sounds so much better you know? Because we’re all into sexy clowning together! And because I love you all. Really! Each one of you is so very very fuckable. And I am the most sincere person ever. C’est vrai.

So one question which often gets asked here is this: Why is happy sex so the best?

Thankfully, today we have with us an expert to answer that question in the most succinct and precise manner of all the sexiest possible manners.

And he says:

Because sex without smiling is as sickly and base as vodka and tonic without ice.

Thank you, Mr. Stephen Fry! THANK YOU! Couldn’t have put it any better myself! You are ONE HELL OF A sexy person and I would do you even if you were gay, because when did things like that ever matter? We all would, we SWEAR!

[Approving applause from studio audience]

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2 responses »

  1. I just stumbled across your blog while trying to find information about clown sex. I love your work. I am writing for a magazine that my friends and I are going to be printing within the next couple months. You may want to check it out. The first issue’s theme is “kinky killer klown co-eds with colorful clams and cunts.” http://www.facebook.com/Sploogemag

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