There was this little lady I knew
Who had a big big appetite for love
Straying lipstick, jangled moves
Gay gay abandon she would go:
Ta da tap tap shoobie doobie da da.
Ta da tap tap shoobie doobie da da.
One day she was called to a feast
A spirited evening full of trash ho ho!
So she decided to bang every pig she’d meet
Neat bow tie or glasses askew.
Ta da tap tap shoobie doobie da da.
Ta da tap tap shoobie doobie da da.
But there is a catch you see, you see
Pigs don’t believe you so easily, ho! ho!
They couldn’t swallow her base sluttery,
Till it was polished by fine liquorsy, oh no!
Ta da tap tap shoobie doobie da da.
Ta da tap tap shoobie doobie da da.
How she laughed, how she laughed
Pretending she was smashed and high
(But she was! wasn’t she, hey?)
And only then did the pigs
Look out of their insured sty
A bitch rendered senseless, they smirked, woohoo!
She would comply.
How she laughed, how she laughed, oh what a night!
Ta da tap tap shoobie doobie da da.
Ta da tap tap shoobie doobie da da.
You need a good reason to get some loving ’round here, slut!
For pigs are all men of reason, didn’t you hear Antony say?
You need a good reason o yes! I will say this much
As I push my heavy machinery (my love! my pride!) in your way.
Haha! Galalalalalalawheeeee! …ta da tap tap shoobie doobie da da.
Ta da tap tap shoobie doobie da da.
Erotica for Clowns 