…this time from the expert…
A woman and a man came to Nasruddin one day.
The woman complained, “I was just walking on the street the other day, when this man, who I have never seen before, came up to me and kissed me! I demand justice!”
“I agree that you deserve justice,” Nasruddin said. “Therefore I order that you kiss him back and take your revenge.”
Oh honor, ho honor
Thou baffling maiden!
Sticks and stones to break my bones
But so are kisses with depravity laden–
Neither scrupulous hate nor indiscriminate love
Will your sacred form accept
You mark your boundaries sharp
Like my poodle dog pissets.